Shoes – Part 1

Men and Women view shoes differently. Women own lots and lots of shoes.


When a shoe closet has its own;
Zip Code,
Bathroom, and
Search and Rescue Team – there is a problem

Now, Men love Women in stylish (That’s Latin for High Heel) shoes. Here is how Men dream of the TSA at the airport…


Men would fly so much more and hide all kinds of water bottles all over. Anyway, back to shoes.

Normally, Men only own a few types of shoes;
Tennis Shoes (Funny, Men own these type of shoes but never play tennis.)
Work Out Shoes (See comment above and insert Work Out for Tennis)
One Flip Flop (Where the other one is a mystery, until you move – or your significant other makes you clean up your bedroom, then you find 2 more. The mystery never ends…)
Work Shoes
Church Shoes (These should be Hole-y, though. See what I did there. :pause: Okay, let’s move on then.)
Shoes you paint in (These used to be your Tennis or Work Out Shoes, but now they look like they’ve been in a Tug of War with a Pit Bull and The Alien from “Alien”.


Weird shoes (You don’t know why Men own them, they just do)




I’ll stop here with a picture of a lucky shoe and hope you’ll come back for more Men are Dumb-ness next time


Wait!!! We’ll finish with some high heel tap dancing. Take it away (Whoever you are)!!!

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