Hi! I am Jeff. I’m a married man, and I am dumb. Now, this sounds like I’ve joined a Dumb Guy Anonymous group, but to my knowledge there is none, til now.
I’ll start my own, and let you read the minutes each week (That’s Latin for blog posts. See what I did there). This blog is a way for me to be honest about my (and other guy’s) dumbness and try to help men everywhere stay out of the doghouse. Sure, we may discuss some of the cra- I mean, different ways that women walk through life with all their rules, but we will be nice about it. Right, guys?
The name of the blog if Men are Dumb, and I Should Know. The reason for the title is I thought I was the smartest man alive – until I got married.
Men discovered; The Wheel, Fire, but still can’t remember to put the toilet seat down.
It all started with an Intervention with my fiancé, her top 5 MySpace friends and her tearful Mom trying to explain much of what I thought was cool (a choir of Big Mouth Billy Bass fishes singing “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” as people walked into my apartment, building a replica of Disneyland out of empty soda cans, and claiming that I was “going green” because my dog licked my plates clean after dinner, etc), wasn’t.
So, welcome to my blog, and I hope I can help other men not be as dumb, and do my best to help women not sigh and shake their heads at men (so much).