A Dumb Guy Reviews (1997) Titanic

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Today’s Chick Flick I will review is (1997) Titanic.

Short review: The most awesome first date goes terribly wrong.

Long review: So, the guy from Inception (much younger this time)

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and the gal with a big hat

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meet on The Titanic.

He is poor, she is rich, but he has a plan – he is an artist. More on that later.

So, bighat has a mean boyfriend, the actor dude from Tombstone

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So, Inception guy pulls the great “I’d like to draw you,” and she says, “Sure, if I can just wear my really expensive necklace”.

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The Inception guy is one lucky dude, except that Captain Obi Wan didn’t know that the ship would hit an iceberg.

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